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Soft Cow

Started by: stooo (inactive)

The miserable sod, why do women have no sense of humour



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16856309



Started: 3rd Feb 2012 at 07:32

Posted by: bennielechat (5762)

She's one of Harriet's sisterhood I'm afraid Stooo,it's their "raison d'etre".
I'd have a pint of that though.

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 08:02

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I'd have a couple!

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 08:15

Posted by: henry7 (727)

Has this woman nothing better to think about. Did she think about the loss of business to the brewery? Get a life.

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 08:38

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

Stupid Cow more like!

Women fought and died for equality and a vote in that very house - not for political correctness.

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 08:41
Last edited by veg grower: 3rd Feb 2012 at 08:42:10

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Be banning beautiful works of art next lest they offend the cack handed.

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 08:56

Posted by: geoff zx9 (inactive)

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 09:03

Posted by: baker boy (15718)

what on earth do you expect from the moron party,political correstness or die.sod the peoples problems.with the current state of the economy that stupid cow brings this drivel to the attention of some higher up moron.get some proper work done you should be to buzy to be drinking all night.
has every chap knows women dont have a sense of humour .

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 09:20
Last edited by baker boy: 3rd Feb 2012 at 09:21:46

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 09:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 16:15

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

I wonder if she is offended walking past an Ann Summers shop?

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 16:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I am. Very frequently. I have to keep going back to see if my eyes deceived me.

Then the security issues start.

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 16:26

Posted by: hieronymous (1755)

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 19:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The brewery must be loving all the publicity.

As one commentor wrote, as a guest beer it wouldn't be there for long anyway.

Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 19:37

Posted by: bennielechat (5762)

Imagine if the country was run by all these hatched-faced lezzers from New Labour.

Well The Two Ronnies predicted it yonks ago and strangely it was set in...2012.

That said I don't think Harriet and the sisters would have approved,

The Worm That Turned

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Replied: 3rd Feb 2012 at 23:40
Last edited by bennielechat: 3rd Feb 2012 at 23:40:52

Posted by: Cadfael (inactive)

by Dostaf...
Answers on a postcard

I will give you my answer now...

Yes, that photograph offends me and I would like her frigid moaning face removed from the House of Commons. I do have to wonder, when she is sat in the Westminster Palace Bar moaning about the names given to ale... does she also whinge about the smoking that goes on in there as well?

Replied: 4th Feb 2012 at 06:28
Last edited by Cadfael: 4th Feb 2012 at 06:29:12

Posted by: gaffer (7968) 

She is the niece of Lord Longford. The one who championed Myra Hindley's cause for 35 years.

Replied: 4th Feb 2012 at 11:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

'frigid moaning face'

Can he say/type that?

Replied: 4th Feb 2012 at 15:46

Posted by: nicko (inactive)

hatched-faced lezzers

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 02:33
Last edited by nicko: 5th Feb 2012 at 05:05:34

Posted by: Cadfael (inactive)

Can he say/type that?

I must be, because I did.

But it is of course only my opinion...

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 06:12

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 10:21

Posted by: stooo (inactive)

Oh pull the udder one

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 11:42

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 11:57

Posted by: nicko (inactive)

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 20:51

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 12:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Cadfael- sorry, I missed your post. 'Can he say/type that?' is typed in an Eric Morecambe accent.

Not a very good one, admittedly.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:05

Posted by: jo anne (34726) 

'Can he say/type that?' is typed in an Eric Morecambe accent.'

Not Wise, then?

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:07

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No, clever clogs.

Often, when someone said some word or other, Eric would look into the wings and ask the question.

Then he's pretend to have almost heard the answer and say "Eh?".

Followed my something like "It's alright sunshine, you can say (whatever it was)". It was as if he was worried about upsetting the puritans.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Another little beauty

Some of the readers' comments are rather unfortunate.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:28
Last edited by dostaf: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:30:49

Posted by: jo anne (34726) 

Do you think Anne's hairdresser could be a Northerner, who made cutting comments of their own?

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:48

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'm saying/typing nowt.

I certainly wouldn't want to try her hat on.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:50

Posted by: jo anne (34726) 

Not even if she dropped it?

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:52

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I would'nt fall for that trick.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 14:54

Posted by: jo anne (34726) 

Seriously, even politicians can be trusted to get things wrong, sometimes.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 15:55

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Typing of which:

'would'nt'

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 18:25

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:15

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

now if that baby,who had to get his wife to stick up for him, hadn't left he would have said

"this is a family site and children use it"

he was very good at saying that..........when it suited him

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:23

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Never seen a woman in a bikini, wasty?

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:25

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

i thought you was ignoring me

i cant think of anything more humiliating than having to rely on your wife to stick up for you

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:26

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Give my love to old flossy

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I can.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:27

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

iv'e never had to get my wife to stick up for me

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:28

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I've*


Flossy is your mum...She still bathes you.

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:29

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Doh what a thicko

mr perfect has still not got it

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:34

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Posted by: walshy76 (5766)
i rather be thick than spend my life on here

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 13:14

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:35

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Flossy is your mum

not another assumption maker

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 19:49

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Posted by: flossy (60)
agree ,walshys mam

Replied: 22nd Jan 2012 at 18:44
Last edited by flossy: 22nd Jan 2012 at 18:46:00

Replied: 6th Feb 2012 at 22:19

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

BBC News - 'Calls to make stalking a criminal offence'.



That's a story 'some people' will be following... Closely.

Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 08:27

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Posted by: flossy (60)
agree ,walshys mam


you missed the post before this where someone asked"flossy are you walshys mum as your agreeing with him" or words to that effect

hence the post

Posted by: flossy (60)
agree ,walshys mam


its called going along with it

i thought you would have known that........with you thinking you know it all

Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 08:49

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Posted by: flossy (60)
agree ,walshys mam

Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 08:57

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

you know, like you go along with other posters,or are they the same person

ummmmmmmm

Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 09:17

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 10:14

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

at least its not wifey



Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 10:18

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I'll leave that one with you.

Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 10:19

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)


Replied: 7th Feb 2012 at 10:21
Last edited by walshy76: 7th Feb 2012 at 10:22:26

 

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